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wear-a-wormstache:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

I truly love all of you and will miss you all

treasure you all…

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

brandnewswastikas:

When I was your age, “bubble butt” meant somebody who farted all the time so you and your friends would bring bubble solution and those little, circular wand things to school and sneak up behind them and hold it next to their B-hole until they farted and if you were really lucky, the force of the gas being expelled from their colon would create a tiny bubble. Then you would try to get somebody to pop it with their mouth.

I’m really surprised that the phrase caught on and that it’s used so often today. I sort of thought that it was just my group of friends who used to do that to ol’ Bubble Butt Emily. Man, she would fart so much. I loved that girl. I mean, I truly loved her. I still think about her almost every day. I hope she’s happy. I’ll never forget her. 

that story was a rollercoaster for my eyes from start to finish

merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive